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Recent WTFs That Broke the Internet
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Big Tech
TikTok Terms of Service
"We Own Your Face Forever"
"You grant us a perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide license to use your biometric data including faceprints and voiceprints..."
1.5 billion users affected. Your face can be used in AI training, ads, and deepfakes.
Big Tech
Google Privacy Policy
"We Read Your Deleted Emails"
"We may retain copies of your content even after you delete it from our services, including in our backup systems..."
That embarrassing email you deleted? They still have it. Forever.
Travel
Spirit Airlines Contract of Carriage
"Your $200 Ticket = $800 in Fees"
"Carrier may assess fees for: carry-on bags, seat selection, priority boarding, printing boarding pass, water, breathing room..."
The "ultra low cost" flight that costs more than first class.
Fitness
LA Fitness Membership Agreement
"You Can't Quit. Ever."
"Cancellation requires certified mail 30 days in advance, during business hours, to our Delaware P.O. Box, along with a $150 processing fee..."
More people successfully escape prison than gym memberships.
Historic
iTunes Terms of Service (2015)
"No Nuclear Weapons, Please"
"You agree that you will not use the software for the development, design, manufacture, or production of nuclear, missile, or chemical or biological weapons."
Good thing they clarified. We almost nuked someone with Candy Crush.
Utility
Comcast Service Agreement
"We Can Sue You, You Can't Sue Us"
"You agree to resolve all disputes through binding arbitration and waive your right to participate in class action lawsuits..."
The clause that killed the consumer rights lawsuit.
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